House of Pain - Jump Around Lyrical Translation

I am a huge fan of Everlast, and a huge fan of House of Pain.  Therefore i bring to you, my lyrical translation for "Jump Around" by House of Pain

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
(Please, shut up, i am about to speak)

I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
(As a natural born winner, fisticuffs are unnecessary as i am superior)

I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up

(You better not come any closer, however if you do, I'm not one to stoop so low, as to hit you in the privates)

Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up

(My crew practices Shakespeare on a daily basis)

Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up

(Rise and wave as i bring forth this important message)

If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling

(If you've had you're feel of liquor, and believe you are a super hero, try doing this crazy trick.)

Mugs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk

(My DJ, DJ Mugs, was simply spinning records on his turn table, and a man began to heckle him for no reason)

Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home

(Not only will i assault you, after i do, I'm moving into your spare bedroom)

Feel it, funk it
Amps in the trunk

(That amazing thing in which you feel, is from an amplifier i have mounted in the trunk of my car)

And I got more rhymes than there's cops at a "Dunkin Donuts" shop

(If you took my entire catalog of cleverly worded metaphors, better known as "Raps" or "Rhymes" you would see i have quite the back stock)

Sure enough I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

(My mom and dad love me.  But perhaps the most important thing, is even congress thinks that i am spectacular)

[Chorus:]
I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up, jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]

(Listen, good people of America, we have noticed a continuing trend of obesity, so all we ask, is that you move just a bit in order to maintain proper health)

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Lil Wayne - Lollipop Lyric Tranlation

After seeing Jimmy Kimmel translate Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" lyrics, i have been really getting into doing it myself.  Without further adieu, Here is Lollipop by Lil Wayne

Ow... Uh huh Young Mula Baby

(What really hurts is, i’m a wrestling fan, and look like a young fabulous mula)

I say he so sweet make her wanna lick the wrapper

So I let her lick the wrapper

(i ate the candi, and i gave her the hand me down wrapper, I am a gentleman)

Shawty wanna thug

(No. Earthly. Idea)

Bottles in the club
(this club contains tons of bottles)

Shawty wanna hump

(She’s a fan of the hunchback of Notre Dame)

You know I like to touch your lovely lady lumps

(i’m giving you a mammogram)

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]

OK, little mama had a swag like mine

(Swag helps pay bills, she obviously is in charge of her life)

She even wear her hair down her back like mine

(i look like a woman)

I make her feel right when it's wrong like lying

(I lie specifically to have sexual relations with women)

Man, she ain't never had a love like mine

(she’s used to stamina, which i can’t give her)

And man I ain't never seen an ass like hers

(Her butt seems to be in working order)

And that pussy in my mouth had me loss for words

(She may be a hooker, there was too much there because it did fill my mouth)

Told her back it up like erp erp

(sorry, had a mini stroke while writing right there)

And I made that ass jump like jerk, jerk

(Her muscles flinched a tad when i scared her)

And that's when she lick me like a lollipop (oh yeah I like that)

she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)

she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)

she lick me like a lollipop

(i’m a huge fan of slobber and love saliva being on my body)

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My thoughts on the Gluten-Free DIET

Firstly, let me introduce myself. My name is Jon, and i like to write. I may not be grammatically correct at times, but I'm not the type of writer who has to use these big huge words to make myself sound smarter. "The preoccupied cumbersomeness nature of this work of cinema perplexes even the simplest of emotions". You'll never get that out of me, I'll simply say, "Man, that sucked" then explain why.


What's been on my mind lately. Well, dieting. I understand there is a difference in "lifestyle change" and dieting, but what is that difference? A lifestyle change is just that, you make changes in your lifestyle in order to obtain a goal you've set. A diet, is purposely omitting something in order to lose weight. The big one for me that people talk about is Gluten. I've seen people say "i lost x amount of weight without dieting" (If i may borrow a line from Wade Barrett) "Well I'm afraid I've got some Bad News". By leaving Gluten out you are conforming to a diet. The Oxford dictionary defines diet as "A special course of food to which one restricts oneself, either to lose weight or for medical reasons:".


Why am i so anti Gluten-Free? Here's the thing, I'm not, If you have Celiac and have a legit problem processing Gluten, then absolutely cut it out. If you do not have Celiac i don't think you need to cut it out 100%. "You can't lose weight unless you cut Gluten out", right, tell me that 4 years ago when i dropped over 80 pounds by NOT restricting my Gluten intake. News flash, you ARE NOT losing weight because you are cutting out gluten, you are losing weight because you are cutting out the processed junk you once were eating. I'm obviously not a Dr. however i think things like this are a case by case basis.


If the Gluten-Free thing you're doing is working for you, then absolutely keep doing it. I know it sounds like I'm passing judgement on those who do this but I'm not. This article is not written for the purpose of bashing any diet, look I've tried them all. Many friends of mine partake in the Gluten-Free "non diet"......... lol. There are so many books, and websites, and blogs (like this one) that will tell you one things vs the other, and which one do you believe? You have to decide for yourself, all i ask is for you to ask some general common sense questions.

Gluten-Free: "Do i have Celiac" "Am i losing weight because of going Gluten Free, or is it because I'm not eating processed food and refined sugars"


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